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Donald "Jared" Dunn was an executive at Hooli, and one of the main characters in HBO's Silicon Valley.

BackgroundEdit

Donald "Jared" Dunn was a Hooli executive and right-hand man to the head of the company, Gavin Belson, but after gaining a particular interest in Richard’s algorithm, quit his job at Hooli to work for Pied Piper.[1]

Jared was raised by a series of foster parents, but despite this rocky early life went on to study at Vassar College, earning a B. A. in Economics. [2]

Although his real first name is Donald, Gavin Belson started calling him 'Jared' on his first day at Hooli, and the name stuck.

Hobbies and Interests Edit

In college, Jared sang second alto with the "Joyce Carol Notes A Capella Confrontation". He participated in competitive rowing as the coxwain of the Women's Heavyweight Crew. He was also the writer and assistant stage manager of the opera "American HerStory XX"[3]

RelationshipsEdit

Julia Roberts

Memorable Quotes Edit

"That's a lot of jerking."

"I like this new angry side to you. Being around angry people relaxes me, because I know where I stand."

"Sorry if I scared you; I know I have slightly ghost-like features."

"You know, Hitler actually played the bassoon."

"Guys, does girth-similarity affect Erlich's ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously?"

"I have a lot of elderly friends."

“I found my retainer in a school dumpster. I found my biological father in a militia in the ozarks. This should be no problem."

"Hey Dinesh do you use that chain to choke your mom while you stick your penis in her butthole"

Jared: Sorry, Django. Dinesh: Django? Jared: (laughing) Unchained.

"Did that pussy Jared keep you on hold long? I eat that motherfucker’s lunch every day. No, man, I literally eat his food."

GalleryEdit

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ReferencesEdit

  1. Official site
  2. http://www.piedpiper.com/#the-crew
  3. http://www.themarysue.com/pied-piper-landing-page/

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