- "I'm just gonna say it. This guy fucks. Am I right? 'Cause I'm looking at the rest of you guys, and this is the guy in the house doing all the fucking. Am I right? You know I'm right. This guy fucks."
- ―Russ referring to Jared Dunn
Russ Hanneman is a multi-billionaire who claims to have "put radio on the internet". He invested in Pied Piper after watching Richard "spaz out" during TechCrunch.
He maintains a flashy lifestyle in Silicon Valley, has calf implants, and owns numerous sports cars.